Because today is of International Talk Like a Pirate Day - we’ve decided to do our part and help all the landlubbers out - no matter where they are.
Aargh. Because ye see, today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day be real - the crew here at Nexmo has trimmed up them there sails to help all you who be landlubbers. No matter what land ye be lubbing.
Simple PHP script using Nexmo and ye ARRPI to provide an SMS Talk Like A Pirate translation service for all them landlubbers.
Copy yonder script to a web host that supports PHP, and add ye Nexmo credentials to that there script or use those shiny environment variables.